I’m auditioning for an A Capella group here at my college and I need help deciding what song I should sing for my audition! Any ideas?
kate: “what the hell is so special about scott mccall?”
me: *breaks out power point and twenty page thesis statement*
DEREK HALE UNDERSTANDS REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS.
DEREK HALE IS RESPONSIBLE WITH HIS MONEY.
DEREK HALE IS AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING ADULT SOMETIMES.
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
People bitching because Geoff swears in front of his 8 year old daughter are ridiculous. “Oh that makes him a bad parent” Uhm fuck you he treats that little girl like his whole damn world. Bad parents abuse their children and deny them anything and everything. Swearing in front of your kid isnt going to destroy them emotionally or physically. Swearing at them and belittling them will, but not just swearing around them. Grow the fuck up people.
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
You wake up in the middle of surgery and a couple of asshole doctors are trying to flip a plastic spoon right above your open chest cavity.
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL